The Week to Sepang F1
If you’ve been reading my blog, you’ll know that I’m an F1 fanatic. Okay, you won’t know it anyway because I’ve never written anything about it. At least now you know. I love F1. But I’m kiam siap to go for one. But this year I’m determined to win some tickets to attend one. I missed the promo so I guess what’s left now are competitions.
Prior to joining this one at 1U which was hosted by Honda, I got myself an RM500 grandstand ticket at JB. Yup, I drove all the way down to JB just for that ticket. Prior to that, I was at Penang and got RM100. A week after JB, I got another RM100 at 1U. During the race weekend, Honda was there and oh boy was I not gonna miss this final chance to grab more tickets.
Overkill contrast level
I went there with my two beautiful assistants. They are:-
Miss lenglui number 1; and
Miss lenglui number 2
Any guy would die to be in the middle, except for (read below)
I got their phone numbers and I ain’t gonna tell ya. When there’s beauty, there’s always beasts. Meet my other 2 assistants (this time real one).
Mr Bugs Bunny
Mr David ala alpha la…
Every men like cars. But they love the women in cars more. Every man, except for Mr David who is more interested in posters of F1 cars with Rubens and Jenson pop in it. Well, he’s gay happy with his Rubens and Jenson alpha.
Work that ass…
Lower, just a little lower more…DAMN!
I won my qualifying with the fastest time. They gave me a Honda shirt and locked me up with the other cows, who have just “won” their respective rounds.
Wasting time la, faster la…
After being sentenced to 10 minutes sitting on the stage, it’s time for me to show off my driving skillz by banging head on to a wall.
Aih… Gonna lose liao
Yup, I did that. Took me a good 10 seconds to start moving again. Totally lost hope. The other guy who was with me got out of his simulator earlier than me. Bad news. So I just cruised around the streets of Monte Carlo using the directional button on the steering wheel knowing that I will come in first from the back. Bugs later on told me that everyone also whack that same wall (in my heart i was thinking: YES!, until he added), except for one. Awww….
Gatal
And the winner will be announced soon. Right after a long long talk about the history of Honda Racing. Honda Racing began when Mr Honda met Ms Racing. It was love at first rev, bla bla bla….
Enough with the talking la. Everyone waiting to know who’s the lucky donkey la…
Bla bla bla, and that was how Honda Racing was born. The End. Hooray… Enough with the history. Now on to the winner and the winner is (drum roll please)…
Almighty ME! Yes! It was totally unexpected! And the best thing was not the tickets. It was the feeling of getting flanked by Miss Lengluis Number 1 to 4. And also I got the chance to “accidentally” touch them. Oh so soft and smooth. I meant their skin la, because I get to shake their hands you perverts.
So I got 2 RM700 tickets, making it a total winning of RM2,100. Hooray for me. If only those are in cash. I would have invested it in repairing my digicam. Here’s why.
It’s me with the mask down
Wanna know my secret of winning? I’m actually that guy behind the mask of Vendetta. And I drink 100Plus. Shh… Don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
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